My brother’s a fire fighter in training… :) (Taken with Instagram)
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Louis CK:
If you raise a girl with some confidence and you send her out in the world so she feels like she can do whatever she wants, she's still going to get her face and her ass fucked but she's going to do it on her terms.
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Louis CK:
She's going to grab that dick by the base and go, "I want to suck this right now".
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Louis CK:
This should be your goal as a father: That your daughter only sucks a dick that she thinks is delicious.
That moment when your parents are getting mad at you
You’re standing there like:
But when they leave you’re like:
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Taken with Instagram
The giiirls. (Taken with Instagram)
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(via whateverbroken)
Moss Graffiti - Imgur
“Jon, stop stressing and have some cake”
Oh Charlie Sheen, you never fail to make me laugh - Imgur
I couldn’t think of a good enough caption for this..
